THE WORST GAMES EVER!
We're not kidding! Somewhere, at some point in time, a board meeting convened, and actual "adults" sat down to give the green light to every one of the games listed on this page.  Seriously — those links go right to Amazon, you can buy these games! (Although why you'd want to is beyond us!)  We first thought these were bits taken right out of Mad Magazine! But no, they are real!  Research seagull Fred has confirmed it!
"Flushin' Frenzy"  by Mattel.

It's as if the "board game" industry has just thrown up their hands and said, "Let's all just call it quits and start throwing feces in the air!"

With "Flushin Frenzy," that is precisely what they've done! We saw an ad for this on the TV one day and practically spit our coffee out upon realizing that they weren't joking. We swore we wouldn't post videos on this site, but we have to break our rules for this, because you must see just how moronic this game is.  The ad speaks for itself.
"Pimple Pete" by Spin Master Games.

Ok now it's a conspiracy!  We're not sure who came up with the idea for this one, but we are pretty sure they have no idea just how horrible the awkward teen years can be.  

​If you thought "Catching Poop" wasn't bad enough...how about simulating flying puss? Don't you just cringe when you hear that word? We do!  Shame on these people! 
"Gas Out" by Mattel.

Yeah. At this point why not, right?  We're pretty sure the people at Mattel are honestly working on a "Just poop in your pants and get it over with" game right now!

With this game you're just surrendering to the fact that your kids are not going to Harvard and may very well end up living in your basement!

What fascinates us most is the fact that someone spent a decent amount of their time composing and recording a "Jingle" for this ad.
"Don't Step In It" by Hasbro Gaming.

Maybe they're having a contest to see which game company can release the worst idea?

The thing that baffled us most about this one is that they seem very adamant about suggesting that "Adult Supervision" is required.  We assume most parents would want to make sure their children avoid stepping in poop!