HAPPY HOLIDAY SHOPPING!
(Bing, Bang, Boom! Amazon and Chill!)
Yup, here we are again. It's that time of year for our excellent "Christmahanakwanzika" shopping page! You need gifts. We've got great gift ideas. Point, click, buy. So simple, so fun. Sit back, pour yourself a holiday beverage, and enjoy!
Convenient Charging Station
​You need this!
(ON THE LEFT)
Burt's Bees Hand Repair Gift Set
​Feel softer!
(ON THE LEFT)
No Batteries Needed!
Melissa & Doug Classic Card Games
(ON THE RIGHT)
Puzzled? Try a
Rubik's Cube
(ON THE RIGHT)
Exploding Kittens? What the...Huh?
Everyone should just calm down and watch "The Secret Life of Pets".
We're not sure what this is all about, or why anyone would want to blow up a kitten.  Kittens are cute and cuddly and just make you happy! (unless you're allergic).

​Exploding kittens is just wrong! We know it's the holidays, but whomever came up with this game should be fired immediately!
Lego Hogwarts! 
Admit it, you've always wanted to go to Hogwarts! ​
Who wouldn't, right?! Flying around on a broom, zapping the school bully with your wand and making them puke slugs!  Just remember to be on your best behavior in Professor Snape's class so you don't get detention!

​Build your own Lego Hogwarts and let your imagination go wild!

​Check out the Harry Potter Films here.
Seriously who comes up with this SHIRT?!
A mermaid blanket? Or is it a mermaid snuggy?
Hey, kids, wanna have some fun? Get this shirt for your dad and see if your mom beats him up!

This could provide whole minutes of fun during Hanukkah or on Christmas morning.

Perhaps some good clean family comedy like "Despicable Me" would suite you.

​
Ok here's what's going to happen, you're going to put this thing on, drink some wine, try to get up, and fall down.  So be careful please. 

Now, if you're really into the whole "mermaid" thing...we don't judge.  But you could make it easy on yourself and just watch "Splash"
That's right ladies, after a long evening of wrapping presents put your feet up and let the wine come to you! You've earned it right? 

We suggest a nice merlot or chardonnay, whichever you prefer. 

​Curl up on the sofa and watch a sappy holiday romcom on Netflix like: "The Holiday Calendar".
Why wouldn't you decorate your beard for Christmas? Come on! That's just awesome.

Hey, if you're going to grow a hedge on your face, you should have it decorated year round!

Also If you're really into the Moses look, you may also enjoy "Evan Almighty" 
Wine isn't your thing? No problem!  Put these on and beer will be delivered to you in an instant (NO, IT REALLY WON'T, SO DON'T BUY THESE EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN...WE'RE NOT TRYING TO GET IN TROUBLE HERE. THE BEER IS SOLD SEPARATELY). 

You may however enjoy a goofy comedy like "Beer League".
We like wine, and we're kinda of nerdy too!  So hey, why not have a wine glass that suites our personalities? 

Pour a big glass of red, find a comfy chair, and watch "Sideways".